7 days old very sweaty and smelly socks for worship! you can’t wait to stick your nose tightly on them, huh? But I’m not gonna give them to you straight away.

you want My socks? you have to lick the one-year old unwashed trainers. The shoe soles look absolutely disgusting. What’s all these dirt on them? Bird sh!t? De@d bugs? Don’t care. you have to lick them clean to earn the privilege to My socks.

And you know what?

If you do a good job, I may even let you worship My bare feet. So make sure you perform really well.